real conversations

H: those topiaries are so cute! they look like little mushrooms!
B: what?
H: the topiaries! they're so small!
B: what?
H: THEY'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
B: aren't topiaries the little baggies with candles in them? i don't see any.
H: THOSE ARE LUMINARIES! *hahahahahahahahaha*
B: how was i supposed to know? i don't use fancy words like topiary.
H: this is going on facebook as soon as we get home.

i actually forgot to put it on facebook as soon as we got home so you get to read it on the blog instead! ;)