NOT. If you believed that for even a fraction of a second you do not know me at all. Here's what really happened while I was hanging out with me, myself, and I. Straight from work I began my evening at the pet store:
5:30 pm, I WANT IT!
5:45 pm, I WANT IT!
6:00 pm, Sale at LOFT
6:30 pm, Qdoba noms
6:44 pm, I made a discovery! Brandon is in trouble!
7:00 pm, Phoebe is getting maaaarried
7:20 pm, Delivery to Brandon's car at work. I am the sweetest, basically.
7:25 pm, Guess what's across the street from Brandon's work
7:40 pm, My donuts MUST come with an ice water
7:45 pm, Nothing like work on a Friday night
8:30 pm, Maybe I should take down the Christmas tree... nah
8:31 pm, Bloggin'
9:15 pm, Words with Friends